There’s this guy sitting at a bar, looking stressed out.

He looks like he’s got the weight of the world on his shoulders.

A much older guy sitting nearby notices and says, “Alright, kid, what’s going on?”

The younger guy hesitates, then spills it.

“Been tempted to cheat on my wife. Not proud of it, but there it is.”

The old man doesn’t flinch, like he’s heard it all before.

He leans in and says:

“Let me give you some advice that no one else is going to give you. Never be too proud to jerk off.”

The younger guy looks at him, surprised.

The old man’s dead serious.

“Temptation’s always gonna be there,” the old man says.

“But remember what really matters. Take care of your needs in a way that doesn’t wreck your life. Stay grounded, keep your priorities straight, and don’t let a moment of weakness destroy everything you’ve built.”

The younger guy starts to get it.

At the end of the day, nothing’s worth messing up the great thing you’ve got going.